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Location: Naples
34 years old

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Wearing a shirt that says, GIRLFRIEND WANTED: APPLY HERE
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Rear ending them when they're driving (You get their contact info EVERY TIME with this method)
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Now that my car insurance is $ eight times....
Telekinesis: Can make hot women walk away just by looking at them!
Super Intuition: This one time, I had the insight to finally move out of his parent's house - two weeks before I lost my job!
Super Mayonnaise Powers: Don't ask.
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My ideal first date would be: We get beamed up to the mothership and make awkward small talk. We take a shuttlecraft out for a day trip. We pass a black hole and throw things into it. We're in space, so we can't really talk about the weather - we talk about tacos instead. We go back to Earth. Oh no! We've somehow gone back in time! We settle down on the planet and live on a dinosaur farm as we rebuild society.

But probably we'll just go bowling or something.

I had a dream the other night:

They formed a new Minor league football league, and the Bloods and the Crips were two of the teams. I played on the Bloods' team for some reason. I was the best player in the league, naturally, because I always knew which play to do, since I could see the future. Anyway, the Crips said, Yo! That is whack! We want Brian on our team! And the Bloods said, No! He's ours! Shizzle! So I said, You guys can share me! It'll be fun! So they agreed, and they started sharing other things too! In time, their differences waned, and they merged and became the Purple Gang!

That's just the kind of person I am: I dream of making the world a better place. Then I wake up and play World of Warcraft.

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Location: Naples
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Looking for someone deep and sensitive. A sweet man who can go deep yet has a sense of humor about life. I am drawn to men who are gentle and kind. Tender on the inside. And yet, who exude strength and power. It sounds like a contradiction, but you know who you are. There is something so attractive about a man with a backbone and character. Who is strong and confident, yet has a very deep and sensitive side. It's the ying yang of a balanced man. I am more on the feminine side, looking for someone to complement me. I am not perfect, nor am I looking for perfection. Please be real and down-to-earth. I prefer street smarts over book smarts. Do you go with the flow of things? If so, you are the guy for me. I cannot stand the rush of modern life. Maybe because I feel so caught up in it, I would like someone who is ok with a slower pace of life, who is not rushing to be or go anywhere. I hope you like kids. I am a mother of a young daughter. I love being a mom, but miss companionship, a relationship, intimacy, and love. I am also into D/s sex (not lifestyle), but am ok with vanilla as well as long as there is a true connection between us. What turns me on is when I can truly drop my guard and open up to you. When I feel safe and loved. I sound like such a traditional woman, don't I? And yet, I am a feminist, have traveled places and have experienced a lot. But what I have discovered is that at the end of the day, I really just want a family, a place to home. I am not looking for anymore experiences, but a life that can ground me from day to day. I can be very simple in my needs, and yet, deep and complicated in who I am. So that's my contradiction. What's yours?. I search man.

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